Sage: "Eating these grapes is quenching both my hunger and my thirst."
Eric: "Hunger can't really be 'quenched.' It can be sated, or satiated."
Sage: "My need for English lessons has been quenched."
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
with the bathwater
Eric: "You were a good big brother from the beginning, Evan. I have a picture of you holding your new sister Sage on the day she was born."
Evan: "Yeah, but I was kind of tempted to throw her out the window."
Sage: "That is both offensive and funny."
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
egg hunt
Evan: "Who do you think will be the first woman president?"
Eric: "I don't know. Maybe Hillary Clinton."
Evan: "Do you think Bill Clinton will have a lot of power?"
Eric: "Probably not a lot of power."
Sonja: "But he'll certainly enjoy being back in the White House."
Evan: "Yeah, like, 'Here's where I hid that deviled egg at that party. Man, that was a terrible deviled egg. Hey, it's still here!'"
Eric: "I don't know. Maybe Hillary Clinton."
Evan: "Do you think Bill Clinton will have a lot of power?"
Eric: "Probably not a lot of power."
Sonja: "But he'll certainly enjoy being back in the White House."
Evan: "Yeah, like, 'Here's where I hid that deviled egg at that party. Man, that was a terrible deviled egg. Hey, it's still here!'"
Saturday, December 8, 2012
coddling criminals
"I'm taking out the lava pits and putting in a playground." -- Evan, redesigning his prison on the computer game Minecraft
highlight reel
Sage scored twice in this morning's b-ball game. Here she is moving well without the ball and knocking down the open jumper. (Warning: if you're not a blood relative of Sage's, this is 39 seconds of your life you'll never have back.)
Saturday, October 27, 2012
fighting for peace
Evan: "Here's what a hippie-crite says: 'If you don't use non-violent methods, I'll kill you.'"
Friday, October 5, 2012
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