cold case

can you pick Evan's snowman out of a lineup?

long shots

Sage's soccer uniform: green
Sage's suggested team name: "The Breezy Leaves"
Evan's soccer uniform: black
Evan's suggested team name: "The Amish"

calling

Evan: "I could be a lot of things. I might be a priest later in my life, because a lot of priests are bald."

i give you Sage

the chicks love him

a valentine from cousin Bridget

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
Evan I think you are lovely as me!"

gimme five

Evan (defending himself against the accusation that he likes potty humor): "Name me ONE time... Name me FIVE times that I've used potty humor!"

but enough about me

Evan (making an effort to be interested in my trip to D.C.): "So... did you see any interesting Legos there?"

i assumed he knew

Today, apparently, when Evan saw his teacher changing from shoes into boots, he noticed a couple of holes in her socks. And he said, "So that's what teachers' socks look like."

Evan has plans

a simple question of fairness

Sage: "Can we go to SproutOnline.com?"

Eric: "Not now, Sage. I'm working."

Sage: "But I WANT to type on SproutOnline.com!"

Eric: "I know you do, sweetie."

Sage: "I DESERVE to."