Evan's knack for ending discussions

Eric: "Your shirt's on backwards."

Evan: "I like it that way."

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Evan (holding up a stuffed frog): "Where did we get Poopyface?"

Eric: "Do we have to call him Poopyface?"

Evan: "Well that's his name."

great balls of fire

Evan: "Would you be scared if a big fiery ball suddenly landed in our front yard?"

Eric: "Yes I would."

Evan: "But you wouldn't be if I got out of it and said, 'Hey, do you like my new invention?'"

stolen shots

it's all over now, baby blue-green

I'd like to solve the puzzle

Evan (laughing): "Um, Hannah's little sister put an egg in Hannah's mom's shoe."

Sonja: "Oh no."

Evan: "And you can pretty much guess what happened then."

Sonja: "Yep."

Evan: "I'll just give you one little hint: SPLAT!"

Evan has cracked the code

"Hey Mommy, when S-a-g-e-g-o-e-s-t-o-b-e-d-c-a-n-w-e-w-a-t-c-h something?"

Sage-isms

Cradling three sippee cups in her arms: "Okay, we're gonna play Who Has More Cups Than Muffy?"

Dancing in the kitchen after helping Daddy turn on the dishwasher: "I'm dancing because I'm proud of me."