Halloween Boutique

Evan: "This place is creepy. And that's a compliment."

don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing

Highlights from today's post-soccer-game BBQ, which Evan declared "the awesomest party ever":

this feels like a setup

Sage: "I'm going to sing the breakup song to Boden. Because I'm breaking up with him."

Eric: "As I said, Sage, I'm afraid that's going to hurt Boden's feelings. He might not even know he's your boyfriend, and all of a sudden you're breaking up with him."

Sage: "He does know, because I told him today."

Eric: "You told him he was your boyfriend just so you could sing the breakup song to him tomorrow?"

Sage: "No, the day after tomorrow."

nothing but a G thing

Sage: "It's 'G' week at school."

Eric: "Okay. So we'll need to find something that starts with 'G' for you to take in on Friday."

Evan: "Grime!"

Eric: "Grime?"

Evan: "Or she could just take herself in: greedy."

"The S.S. Wilson"

Evan came into the kitchen and grabbed a pizza box and duct tape. An hour later: aircraft carrier.

anthropology

Sage (unhappy about being told to clean the TV room): "Aaaaaannnnnhhhh!!!"

Evan: "Now that's a traditional temper tantrum."

i got nothin'

Sorry the blog's been quiet recently. It's my memory that's failing, not Evan and Sage, who are as entertaining as ever. In lieu of a funny line, here's Evan loving the racetrack at a local hobby shop: