oh dread

We had 10 kids over yesterday, which means we will be finding this sort of thing around the house for the next several days.

this just in

The pool is still cold.

and now for something completely different

"We're weirdos!"

visiting G.G. on Memorial Day

prehistory

Sonja (pointing at a green Honda Civic): "That's the kind of car I used to have."

Evan: "When I was a baby?"

Sonja: "No, before Mommy and Daddy were married."

Evan: "Before you were married? That was before time."

Pickle and Rosevelt My Cats, by Evan McHenry (unedited)

Once I got two cats one was Simon and the other was Collin. We renamed Collin, Pickle and Simon, Rosevelt. Pickle was very dumb. Now I don't mean bad dumb I mean not smart dumb. Now Rosevelt on the other hand is very fat. I mean when he sits down he looks like a roosting hen. I mean I can't tell if he is a walrus or a cat. Rosevelt escapes a lot outside I always catch him and call him a fat mass of fatness. It turns out at the last sentence I stoped typing because computer class ended and now is a new computer class and a lot of time passed between one computer class and the other. And now we let him out and free rome. Pickle is sooooooo cute he has a "flubby tummy" he is adorable. His full name is Collin crashlandon slapity joe pickle mchenry. I know I know it's a long name but it's cute and it fit's him perfectly. Did I mention he is tan and white and sometimes I call him "Rusty" like in the film oceans 11 because Rusty wears a tan coat and white dress shirt. Pickle sometimes drinks from the toilet. Once he was drinking from The toilet and I closed the lid and said, "sorry Pickle your magic portal has been closed off."

agreeing to disagree

Evan: "You say 'edible,' I say 'eatable.' Let's call the whole thing off."