you should be dancing

Evan and his friend Rishi are writing a disco song:

Hello my ladies
from the eighties
dancin' on the floor,
dancin' on the floor.

Do the splits.
Touch your knee.
Eat some grits.
Then go pee!

Yes, it's a bit juvenile, but they're seven years old. You can't expect the sophistication and subtlety of disco classics like "Brick House" and "Shake Your Booty."