Evan answers a question

Eric (looking for the cat before backing the car out): "Where's Roosevelt?"

Evan: "I see him. He's over there. I have excellent night-vision. Grandma Sue says I have cat's eyes. I eat lots of carrots. I wonder if you could make your camera higher-quality by feeding it carrots. My camera would be fat from carrots. Maybe I could make a standard-definition camera into an HD camera by rubbing carrot juice on the lens."

get down/makeup

Today I took Evan and some friends shopping for makeup, costumes, and props for their next movie. At Walgreens, they got eyeliner and eye shadow and a mascara brush and a lip pencil; Evan asked me not to stand near them when they went to pay for it, "because I want to get weird looks from the clerks." Later, at the thrift store, where old disco hits were playing over the speakers, he said, "Wow. They even have thrifty music."

my psychic friends network

Evan: "I think I'm kind of a psychic. Because you know in the gym where there are those marks on the floor, the marks left by people's shoes? Well when I stand on those marks, for some reason I can throw the tennis ball kind of high."

Eric: "How does that make you a psychic?"

Evan: "I don't know, but it's weird."

Sage: "Wanna know how I'm a sidekick?"

who you gonna call?

Evan and Sage were discussing various people's roles on Evan's ghost-hunting team:

Sage: "What am I?"

Evan: "You and McCall are assistants. And also bait."

Sage: "Oh."

Evan: "It's a good job. If you get attacked by a ghost, we'll pay your medical bills. And if it's a demonic ghost, we'll pay for the exorcism."

another comedy of manners