Saturday, September 29, 2012

the trouble with self-evaluations

"It's perfectly perfect." —Sage, when asked to assess the job she'd done cleaning her room.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

keeping up our front

Evan: "Man, Sage left crud all over this front porch."

Eric: "She certainly did."

Evan: "You should tell her that any toys she leaves out on the porch are going to get thrown away."

Eric: "I'm not sure you should be talking. You leave stuff lying around all the time."

Evan: "Yeah, but I leave it lying around inside, not out here where all of society can see it."

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

i believe him

Eric: "Did you shampoo, Evan?"

Evan: "Yes, with Ocean Breeze shampoo scented with sea algae extract."

Monday, September 24, 2012

and he approved this message

Evan (overheard playing with Legos by himself): "So today, kids, we learned a valuable lesson: Always wear pants." "That's a totally worthless lesson!" "Fine. Today we learned a valuable lesson: You should never travel through other dimensions. But if you do, always make sure to improve a dimension before you leave it."

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

fall fashions

The ultimate nightgown: Daddy's t-shirt.

Evan in his element.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

pony tales

Sage: "... And then one of the ghost investigators got slapped by an unseeable horse!"

Evan (sighing): "No he didn't. He got slapped by an unseen force."