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i don't

Sage: "Why can't you marry your brother?"

Evan: "Because I would refuse to marry you."

my little pwny

Evan: "What happens when the Tooth Fairy loses a tooth?"

Eric: "Good question."

Evan: "That should be the title of your next children's book."

Sage: "And then Eric Carle will get pwned!"

the dream factory

when you care enough...

Apparently Sage signed her own oversized birthday card.

nobody gonna hold me down

Evan: "A lot of people just sit around on their couches and watch movies and play video games, and they never think about who makes all of that stuff for them. I'm more the creative type. I'd rather make things for their benefit. Except that the movies I make are for my benefit, too, because I'm going to make millions."

Eric: "Well, they're for your benefit mainly because you can take satisfaction in them. And when you get to the end of your life you'll be able to look back proudly at all the movies you made."

Evan: "Yeah, and the anti-gravity machine."

speaking of not talking

Sage: "Tonight Andrea said, 'Close your mouth, lock it, take the key and hide it in your brain,' and I said, 'Build a door in your brain, open the door, let the key drift out and float over to Maggie, and let Maggie use it to unlock your mouth.'"

not an endorsement

"This Dan-o-nino is the world's smallest serving of yogurt. In the commercials they make it look bigger by using extra-small kids. I need a different spoon that will actually fit inside this cup."

is it still there?

game over

Evan: "Now everybody's playing a game called 'Dare to Dare' at recess, and it's a really stupid game. You're supposed to jump off this big caterpillar toy and shout 'I LOVE BUTTS!' That's when I stopped playing."

spring catalogue

Here's my annual photo of the kids in front of the azalea at 401 Woodlawn, where their great-great-great-grandmother once lived.

That'll teach Sage to wear a field of flowers.

An adult female Polyphemus moth.

good eggs

This photo was snapped between the "G" and the "o" in "Go!"



Sage and Maggie