you'd think i would remember that

Sage: "Once I had a sneeze that was so loud that Auntie Meghan texted Mommy to say 'Gesundheit.'"

slow news month

Sorry.

Evan (telling on his sister): "Sage is drinking water like a dog!"

watching "The Black Stallion"

Eric: "The boy's all alone on that beach. How's he going to survive?"

Evan: "He could eat the horse."