advanced speller

Evan: "What does H-H-L-I spell?"

Eric: "It spells 'hhli'. It doesn't spell anything, really."

Evan: "Oh. How do you spell 'holy'?"

Eric: "You mean 'holey', like it's got a lot of holes in it, or 'holy', like it's from God?"

Evan: "I mean like 'holy crap'."