fractions

Evan: "Am I five and a half?"

Eric: "Yes. No. You're five and a third."

Evan: "So does that mean Sage is older than me, because she has a half?"

Eric: "No. Because the number that comes first is most important. Sage is ONE and a half. And you're FIVE and a third."

Evan: "Yeah."

Eric: "You know you're older than Sage. Because you can remember a time when she didn't even exist."

Evan: "Yeah. When she was just chemicals."

Eric: "That's right."

Evan: "Tiny chemicals that cried and pooped."