Eric: "If you could be any kind of animal, what would you be?"
Evan: "A rat."
Eric: "Really? A rat?"
Evan: "Yeah, or a cockroach."
Eric: "Why would you want to be a cockroach?"
Evan: "Because I could live for ten days with my head cut off."
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Is it only ten days? I thought cockroaches lived forever!
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