if I seem scattered, it's because my day consists of conversations like this

From today's walk around the block:

Eric: "Seems like there's always one or two crows patrolling our neighborhood."

Evan: "Yeah. They're like the police. Maybe they are the police. Like, they're undercover, and they turn into policemen when we're not around."

Eric: "Hmm. Maybe so."

Sage: "Daddy, could you be a cabbage?"