Thursday, May 21, 2009
Queen Sage Approximately
Sage can now pedal a tricycle and put on her shoes all by herself. She puts them on the wrong feet 91 percent of the time. She will let you wash her hair, but only if you address her as "Princess Tinkerbell." She calls pelicans "skeletons" and granola bars "gorilla bars." She is three years and one month old — or, as she puts it, "three and a half."