Sage: "I'm going to sing the breakup song to Boden. Because I'm breaking up with him."
Eric: "As I said, Sage, I'm afraid that's going to hurt Boden's feelings. He might not even know he's your boyfriend, and all of a sudden you're breaking up with him."
Sage: "He does know, because I told him today."
Eric: "You told him he was your boyfriend just so you could sing the breakup song to him tomorrow?"
Sage: "No, the day after tomorrow."