Eric: "Well, it's not a very good Dairy Queen day, but if you score a goal I'll get you a special treat of some kind."
Sage: "I think it's a very good Dairy Queen day. The sun is shining, but it's cold, so the ice cream won't melt."
Sage: "Oh water bottle, I love you. I'm going to marry you. (Kisses water bottle.) You're a boy, right? (Switches to falsetto.) Yes, I'm a boy. Daddy, don't laugh at me and my new husband."