Evan: "What if things actually were all black and white in the '30s, and people just didn't realize it because they were used to it? And there was old-fashioned music playing all the time. I hope they invent time travel, so that I can go back to the '30s and scare people: 'I'm from the FYOOOO-TUUURRRE.'"
Eric: "Except we don't talk like that."
Evan: "I know, but I'd want to play a joke on them -- make them think I was some kind of robot-android."