Evan: "What are you going to put in your will?"
Eric: "That's not the most fun thing to talk about."
Evan: "Mine is going to say that I should be buried like an Egyptian king."
Evan: "What would you do if you saw a cat with an iPod?"
Evan: "Do you have a flamethrower?"
Evan: "Do... you... have... a flamethrower?"
Eric: "Are you seriously asking me that?"
Evan: "If you were smart, you'd ask me what I was planning to do with it."