Eric: "What lullaby do you want?"
Sage: "I want 'Hula-Boy Swinging on the Garden Gate.'"
Eric: "You mean 'Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard'?"
Sage: "How much did I weigh when I was born?"
Eric: "Nine pounds, seven ounces. A family record."
Sage: "Yeah, first you were the biggest baby, but then I came along and crushed you down to the ground."