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Evan: "Do you want to be the helicopter pilot or the rescuers or the guy who needs to be rescued?"

Eric: "Well, who do you want to be?"

Evan: "Nooo! You have to choose!"

Eric: "Okay, I'll be the helicopter pilot."

Evan: "No, I'm the helicopter pilot."

Eric: "Okay, I'll be the guy who needs to be rescued."

Evan: "No! Be one of the rescuers."

Eric: "Evan, every time you say you're going to give me a choice, you actually end up choosing for me."

Evan: "Well someday you'll get it right."