monologue

Evan: "If Sage's baby doll were a real baby, that would be terrible. I'd have to take care of it. Because Sage would just be bonking it around and putting it in the potty. If Sage were the president... I wouldn't recommend it. Things would go really badly, and then the police would have to come and arrest her. Like a robber. Hey, robbers must be cold, because they have brrr in their names, and brrr is a sign that you're cold. So even though it's not winter anymore, robbers are still cold. Which is what they deserve."