Evan (dressed as a Secret Service agent, shining a flashlight in the face of an approaching trick-or-treater): "I need to know your identity."
Candy-dispensing homeowner: "Let's see what we have here. A pirate, Indiana Jones, and a Secret Service agent."
Evan: "Yeah. The jaguar went home."
Evan: "Did you hear what I said to the Angel of Death? I said, 'I'm not afraid of you. I'm from the Secret Service.'"