"It might work with a panther," Evan said,
"but if you see a vulture, don't play dead."
"I think there ought to be a guy
with X-ray vision in one eye,"
Evan suggested, "who can swallow
top-secret files because he's hollow,
except that he contains a motor
that turns a helicopter rotor
that's where his shoulder blade should be,
and who speaks penguin, and who's me."