Evan will insist that I delete this post

It's no secret that Evan likes to read in the bathroom. He takes a stack of books in with him and doesn't emerge for 45 minutes. Today he said, "I bet if you added up all the time I spend reading on the potty and all the time I spend reading in other places, the potty would win." I told him that was a good place to read. "Yeah," he said. "It's quiet. No one would dare to go in there."