another obvious conclusion reached

Evan: "What are pigs in a blanket?"

Eric: "They're little sausages wrapped in pancakes."

Evan: "Sausage is made from pig hearts."

Eric: "Well, from pig parts, I think."

Evan: "So when you eat sausage, you're eating pig love."

Eric: "I suppose so."

Evan: "So if you eat a lot of sausage, you'll fall in love with a football."

[Silence]

Evan: "Are footballs made from pigskin?"

Eric: "Not anymore, I don't think."

Evan: "If you eat a lot of sausage, you'll try to give CPR to a historical football."