Evan: "What are pigs in a blanket?"
Eric: "They're little sausages wrapped in pancakes."
Evan: "Sausage is made from pig hearts."
Eric: "Well, from pig parts, I think."
Evan: "So when you eat sausage, you're eating pig love."
Eric: "I suppose so."
Evan: "So if you eat a lot of sausage, you'll fall in love with a football."
Evan: "Are footballs made from pigskin?"
Eric: "Not anymore, I don't think."
Evan: "If you eat a lot of sausage, you'll try to give CPR to a historical football."