Thursday, March 25, 2010

pacifism defined

Evan: "What's a pacifist?"

Eric: "A pacifist is someone who doesn't really believe in fighting -- who believes you should always be peaceful."

Evan: "Allison must be a pacifist, because she wears peace signs all the time. She even had peace signs on her buttocks."

Eric: "Oh."

Evan: "I don't mean I saw her buttocks. I mean she had jeans on with peace signs on the butt. She has peace signs all over her. Peace signs and The North Face."

Eric: "Mmm."

Evan: "Which are two very different things. Peace signs and The North Face. One is like your fingers breaking off because of frostbite, and the other is peace."

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