Sonja: "Did you know that Evan said he loves his toy stuffed lobster as much as he loves me?"
Eric: "Evan, that's a terrible thing to say to your mother, who made you with her body. Can you rephrase that, please?"
Evan: "Okay, I love my lobster almost as much as I love you."
Sonja: "Maybe you'd better just start over tomorrow."
Evan: "Okay. I love my lobster a lot, but not as much as I love you, Mommy. No offense, Lobster."
Sage: "EVAN, SAY THAT YOU HATE THE LOBSTER!"