Tuesday, July 6, 2010

the seafood lover in you

Sonja: "Did you know that Evan said he loves his toy stuffed lobster as much as he loves me?"

Eric: "Evan, that's a terrible thing to say to your mother, who made you with her body. Can you rephrase that, please?"

Evan: "Okay, I love my lobster almost as much as I love you."

Sonja: "Maybe you'd better just start over tomorrow."

Evan: "Okay. I love my lobster a lot, but not as much as I love you, Mommy. No offense, Lobster."

Sage: "EVAN, SAY THAT YOU HATE THE LOBSTER!"