Sage (running from the kitchen into the dining room): "I'm scared."
Eric: "What are you scared of?"
Sage: "Ghosts. In the kitchen."
Sonja: "Don't worry. Evan will protect you."
Evan (from the kitchen): "No I won't."
Sonja: "Yes you will, big brother. That's your job."
Evan: "What am I getting paid again?"
Eric: "Free food. Free housing. Free education. Free health benefits. Free clothes. Free toys."
Evan: "Okay, thanks."