Sage: "Also, this morning, Evan was singing, 'Sage has a boyfriend! Sage has a boyfriend!'"
Eric: "That's true."
Evan: "Yes, it is true. Sage does have a boyfriend."
Eric: "No, it's true that you were singing that."
Sonja: "Evan, that's not nice. We don't sing teasing songs like that."
Evan: "Don't I get a lawyer or something?"